William Gibson’s one and only film “Piranha,” reuniting “Laredo” co-stars William Smith and Peter Brown, qualifies as a half-baked spin on the venerable survivalist saga “The Most Dangerous Game.” Brother and sister, Art Greene (Tom Simcox of “Shenandoah”) and Terry Greene (Ahna Capri of “Enter the Dragon”), hire a local, Jim Pendrake (Peter Brown of “Lawman”), to serve as their tour guide in the jungles of Venezuela. Terry is a wildlife photographer with an antipathy toward firearms. Later in the story, her brother Art fills Jim about her sour attitude. Apparently, their mother shot their father in cold blood. Mind you, he had cheated on his wife, so in a fit of rage, she blew his head off. Tragically, Terry witnessed the murder. Since then the sight of guns evokes those painful memories. They encounter Caribe (William Smith of “Any Which Way You Can”), a seasoned hunter who sums up his love of hunting, "I can taste the very soul of every animal I hunt... what I hunt becomes a part of me... and lives on in me. Someday I'll be outhunted. And everything that I will become part of that hunter..."
By the time, this slow-burn, but tedious 95-minute melodrama has worn out its welcome. Caribe loves to kill animals much to Terry’s chagrin. Near the end, Caribe kills Terry’s brother and beats poor Pendrake half to death. Predictably, Terry adapts to this horrific predicament. Earlier, she complained to Jim about packing a pistol. Nevertheless, he saved not only Terry’s life but also her brother when she shot a venomous snake poised to strike them. Now, she has gotten hold of Caribe’s rifle, and she blasts him into eternity. Although the location photography and the stock footage of wildlife provide considerable atmosphere, Richard Finder’s screenplay is light on drama until the final quarter hour. The use of stock footage pads out the action and provides a sense of atmosphere. Incredibly, we never see any piranha. What a letdown! Apparently, neither Gibson nor his writer lacked the resources to stage a piranha feeding scene. As it turns out, Piranha is Caribe’s nickname. Smith is appropriately maniacal as the hunter gone mad. Gibson could easily have whittled twenty minutes out of this lethargic saga. Whether he knew it or not, Gibson paved the way for those grisly Italian-produced horror movies, like Sergio Martino’s “Slave of the Cannibal God,” which featured live footage of animals eating animals. Although it doesn’t redeem the film, the wildlife unit shot film of an incredibly monstrous anaconda. No, this anaconda is much larger than those Jennifer Lopez tangled with in “Anaconda.” This reptile resembles a felled tree slithering through the underbrush. Presumably, the cast got a vacation out of this on-location shoot when they weren’t sweating it out in the jungle. Save your curiosity for something else if you feel the urge to watch this abysmal adventure.
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