Stand-up comic Kevin Hart cracks me up. The 5-ft. 2-in., bantamweight
African-American comedian reminds me of Chris Tucker stuck in a hole
two-feet deep. Hart's hyperactive loquacity, colossal impertinence, and
contagious energy make him riotously funny. He could stand around and
do nothing, and he would still be hilarious. "Think Like A Man"
director Tim Story casts the charismatic Hart as a wacky wannabe cop
cooped up in a car with Ice Cube's stoic Atlanta Police Detective in
"Ride Along" (**1/2 OUT OF ****), a standard-issue, odd couple, buddy comedy with
shoot-outs and explosions. A veteran cop with anger management issues,
Ice Cube scowls and grimaces throughout "Ride Along" as he did in "21
Jump Street." Cube's character is obsessed with arresting an enigmatic
criminal mastermind known only as Omar, but his obnoxious superior
keeps reprimanding him about his rogue behavior. Story and four
writers, including "Sorority Boys" scripter Greg Coolidge, newcomer
Jason Mantzoukas, and "R.I.P.D" co-scribes Phil Hay and Matt Manfredi,
have recycled dutifully every cliché from those 1980s era police
procedurals. They set up at least one gag early in the action and pay
it off during the finale. Another inevitable gag involving a video
gamers' microphone headset is so obviously set-up that you'd have to
miss it with a trip to the concession counter or elsewhere, to overlook
it. Actors John Leguizamo, Bruce McGill, Bryan Callen, and Laurence
Fishburne grace this predictable, but energetic potboiler with their
illustrious presence. If you've seen cop movies like "Rush Hour,"
"Fuzz," "48 HRS," "Training Day," and "Paul Blart, Mall Cop," you know
what to expect at every turn. "Ride Along" sticks to the formula with
slavish zeal, but the camaraderie between Kevin Hart and Ice Cube as
polar opposites overshadows the film's sophomoric shenanigans.
Ben Barber (Kevin Hart of "Grudge Match") works as a security guard at
an Atlanta area high school where he does his best to keep some of the
kids in class and off the streets. Ben has a live-in girlfriend, Angela
Payton (Tika Sumpter of "Sparkle"), who happens to be the sister of
tough-as-nails Atlanta detective James Payton. Make no mistake; the
bad-tempered Payton has nothing but contempt for the upstart Barber. He
doesn't understand what Angela sees in the runt. Barber wants to marry
Angela, but he feels compelled to obtain James' blessing. Imagine
Barber's surprise when he learns that he has been accepted into the
police academy. Barber approaches Payton with his news, and Payton
challenges our pint-sized protagonist to a 'ride along' to measure his
mettle. Naturally, Barber takes advantage of this opportunity and gets
to don a windbreaker with POLICE stenciled across the back. Meantime,
Payton gets the dispatcher to send him every annoying call so he can
disillusion Barber and get on with his life. Everybody that Barber
encounters winds up intimidating him, particularly Benjamin "Lil P-Nut"
Flores Jr., who upstages Hart during a one-on-one scene on a basketball
court. Barber is struggling to learn the whereabouts of the kid's big
brother, but "Lil-P Nut" thwarts him at every turn. During the ride
along, Barber contends with a gang of motorcycle riders, specifically
one who appears to be a woman with some physical characteristics of a
man. Eventually, after our hero learns that Payton has been trying to
break his spirit with harmless but annoying incidents, he rebounds and
finds himself deep in Payton's business. A scene at an Atlanta strip
club puts Ben in the line of fire. Later, our heroes manage to draw out
the elusive Mr. Big behind an arms deal, and all Hell breaks looses
with a revelation that weights heavily on Payton. Of course, the
villains target Payton's sister, and "Ride Along" shifts to the
dependable damsel-in-distress subplot. By the time all the dust has
settled, our two heroes have a different opinion of each other and are
more amenable to each other.
Basically, "Ride Along" whittles Kevin Hart down to size before it
converts him into a force to be reckoned with by the bad guys. This
movie even makes video gamers look useful for something because they
can differentiate between the sounds of a variety of submachine guns.
Our hero employs this bit of knowledge to good effect in helping Payton
capture a world class villain. Before this 99 minute opus is over, our
heroes have redeemed themselves suitably enough in each other's eyes to
emerge as friends, despite an amusing cook-out segment during the end
credits. "Ride Along" is pretty dull when Hart isn't going full-tilt
with his motor-mouth slapstick. Director Tim Story, who helmed "Taxi"
and the original, live-action "Fantastic Four" franchise with Jessica
Alba, maintains headlong momentum that doesn't relent and provides
enough shoot-outs and tough-talking showdowns to make "Ride Along"
tolerable when Hart isn't sparring with Ice Cube. Ultimately,
everything boils down to Kevin Hart and Ice Cube. These two thespians
have a blast playing off each other, so much so that "Ride Along" has
topped the box office charts three weeks in a row. The film coined
$154-million off a $25 million budget. Unfortunately, "Ride Along"
qualifies as superior compared with its superficial Miami-set sequel
with no surprises.