Anybody
who saw British director Michael Winner's top-notch 1972 nail-biting killer-thriller
"The Mechanic" with Charles Bronson cast as a stoic, steely-eyed
assassin who makes murder look like an accident knows no remake could ever do
it justice. Mind you, tough-guy Jason Statham makes "Con-Air"
director Simon West's rehash of this classic action epic tolerable. Statham
possesses an iconic presence that filmmakers have been grooming since he made
his debut in writer & director Guy Ritchie's outstanding crime opus
"Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" in 1998. French producer Luc
Besson catapulted the actor to widespread prominence with the larger-than-life
"The Transporter" franchise. Meantime, if the best action movies must
top each other, then "The Mechanic" has Statham running in place. Although
it occurs in a believable physical environment, "The Mechanic" is
just too conventional to be more than average. You don't see Statham perform
any stunts here that he hasn't done far better in either his
"Transporter" trilogy or his outlandish "Crank" movies.
Credit Simon West for maintaining the momentum throughout this contemporary
actioneer and staging each scene with a classy look. Nevertheless, the surprises,
complications, and villains induce yawns more often than alarms.
As
R-rated thrillers go, "The Mechanic" (** OUT OF ****) seems incredibly subdued
compared with genuine R-rated exercises in blood, gore and murder like the
recent crime epic "The Punisher." "16 Blocks" scenarist Richard
Wenk has changed substantially the content and context of the original in his
update. Lewis John Carlino, who penned the original, shares screen credit with
Wenk, but it is difficult to determine if more than the Carlino basics were
retained. A straightforward, scene-for-scene rehash of the original
"Mechanic" would have been less-than-inspired but more than adequate.
Apparently, West and Wenk wanted to improve on the original and thus dispense
with everything that made it so unforgettable.
Unlike the tragic 1972 ending, the "Mechanic" remake boasts an
upbeat ending so that a sequel could ensue. Furthermore, this revenge melodrama
provides more deception that makes our hero appear somewhat stupid when you
think about it because the villains take advantage of him in a way that would never
have occurred in the Bronson classic. Moreover, unlike Bronson and co-star
Jan-Michael Vincent, Statham and Ben Foster kindle little charisma as mentor
and apprentice.
Arthur
Bishop (Jason Statham of "The Expendables") is a reclusive killer who
performs hits for a mysterious corporation. He is the best in the business, and
the first scene demonstrates his expertise. Bishop penetrates the premises of a
Colombian drug lord. Scores of heavily armed brutes patrol the place.
Nevertheless, our protagonist kills the
drug lord
right under their collective noses. Moreover, Bishop makes it appear as if drug
lord drowned. This is probably as slick as "The Mechanic" remake
gets, and our anti-heroic hero makes good his escape by swimming away under the
dead drug dealer. The guards think nothing unusual as they watch their wiry
boss perform a slow crawl across the pool. The next thing they know is their
boss has curled up dead in the water. They sound the alarm, but Bishop is far
away. Bishop meets his mentor, Harry McKenna (Donald Sutherland of "The
Eagle Has Landed"), who cruises around in a wheelchair. Harry brings
Bishop a package of greenbacks as payment. Bishop and harry have a history, and
Harry is the closest to a friend that Arthur has. When Arthur isn't knocking
off people, he listens to vinyl Schubert recordings on a turntable, tinkers with
his fashionable Jaguar, and checks his e-mail on his Apple. Occasionally, he
goes out for a drink and enjoys the company of a well-paid prostitute.
Incidentally, Arthur lives in a sumptuous residence in a remote bayou outside
of New Orleans. Life for Arthur, as
far as
everything goes, couldn't be better until he learns that Harry has been selling
out his colleagues to the tune of $50 million. Harry's partner, Dean (Tony
Goldwyn of "Ghost"), contacts Arthur and shows him a sheaf of gory
photos.
Naturally,
Arthur has to think about this contract. A life-long friend, Harry has been
there for him. Harry loves Arthur like a son. Harry has a son, Steve (Ben
Foster of "3:10 to Yuma"), but he hates him. Anyway, Arthur decides
to ice Harry, if for no other reason than Harry will suffer less. Ingeniously,
Arthur makes Harry's death look like a carjacking. Eventually, Steve drifts
into the picture, and revenge dominates his thinking. Arthur intervenes to keep
Steve from killing an innocent criminal and decides to train Steve as an
assassin. Dean doesn't think that this is one of Arthur's better ideas. Arthur teaches
Steve the rules of killing, but Steve isn't as cautious and careful. Rather
than kill a child molesting thug without fanfare, Steve decides to beat the man
to death. Steve survives, but he looks like he ran into a bull dozer. As Steve
learns more and more, he moves in with Arthur. One day Steve discovers his
father's nickel-plated automatic
pistol in
Arthur's storage tubs and plots his mentor's demise. Before he can carry out
the hit, Arthur and he must leave for Chicago to murder a religious cult figure
with a controversial background. Indeed, nothing goes right for them, and they
escape by the skin of their teeth.
Director
Simon West doesn't rely on high tech gadgetry. He keeps most of violence pretty
down to earth. The shoot-out scenes are staged without excessive blood and
gore, and West lets nothing get in the fairly straight-f0rward storyline. West
and Wenk do insert an occasional surprise. The best concerns cramming a teenage
girl's fingers down a garbage disposal in a sink. Not surprisingly, Arthur Bishop
comes off looking immaculate compared with his murderous colleagues as well as
his wicked victims. The Charles Bronson character in the original worked for
the Italian mafia. Altogether, "The
Mechanic"
is primarily a nuts and bolts melodrama with little to distinguish it outside
Jason Statham's tight-lipped performance and Ben Foster's maniacal energy as a
wannabe killer.