Despite its many shoot-outs and high body count, "Bullets Don't Argue" director Mario Caiano's "Train from Durango" (**1/2 OUT OF ****) is an early Spaghetti western comedy with lots of men dying. The Mario Caiano, José Gutiérrez ("The Hellbenders") Maesso, and Duccio ("The Ballad of Death Valley") Tessari screenplay resembles some of Sergio Leone's "For A Few Dollars More." In the Leone western, the outlaws hijacked a safe from a bank, but they cannot open it up without destroying the money, so Lee Van Cleef's Colonel Mortimer applied his skills as a craftsman to open the safe for a percentage of the loot. The heroic duo in "A Train for Durango" are out to accomplish a similar feat for a gang of revolutionaries. Caiano's film represents an example of those Italian westerns like Sergio Corbucci's "The Mercenary" that occurred during the Pancho Villa-led revolution in Mexico against the dictator President Diaz, so the appearance of an early model car driven by one of the protagonists is perfectly legitimate. The suspense evolves over whether or not this duo can survive their encounters with the gang. "A Train for Durango" contains several surprises at the outset, during the action, and at the end. Although the villainous outlaws are cretinous, they are also quite murderous and kill without a qualm. This supplements the suspense about whether or not our heroes will survive.
Two hard-luck drifters—an American and a Mexican—sell their horses and their six-shooters to catch a train to Durango. Not only do they not know the train carrying a huge safe filled with government loot, but also that a gang of bandits is aboard the train. The American, Gringo (Anthony Steffen of "The Stranger's Gundown"), strikes up a friendship with a beautiful woman, Helen (sexy Dominique Boschero of "Ulysses against the Son of Hercules"), doesn't seem to mind that Gringo hasn't taken a bath in ages. She informs him that since she's come to Mexico that she has grown accustomed to the stench of unwashed bodies. She offers him a cigar, and he winds up taking the case of cigars.
Meanwhile, Gringo's Mexican friend, Lucas (Enrico Maria Salerno of "The Warrior Express"), wanders throughout the train. Sneaking up on passengers, he gobbles mouthfuls of their food when they aren't paying attention or outright steals their chow. The bandits go searching for him when he arouses their suspicion. Meantime, when the train stops at a depot, Lobo (Roberto Camardiel of "The Big Gundown") and his army of bandits make their move. First, they kill all the passengers. They shoot Gringo, but the bullet embeds itself in the cigar case concealed under his shirt. Second, one of Lobo's henchmen, Heraclio (José Bódalo of "Ringo's Big Night") abducts Helen. Third, his gang of bandits transfers the government safe from the train to a wagon and hauls it away. Meanwhile, Lucas has eluded the bandit's and survived the massacre. Gringo and he find the keys to open the safe on the bodies of the murdered Americans. They decide to follow Lobo and his army of gunmen. They know that Lobo's bandits don't have the means to open the safe, and they propose a deal with one of Lobo's men to open the safe in return for splitting the booty.
The dreams that our heroes have prove ephemeral. A Lobo follower takes them captive and tries to obtain the key from them. First, he plants them up to their necks in the ground and places a pot over their heads which he bangs on to drive them crazy. Second, when the first option falls through, he has his men ride over them. The American produced but Spanish lensed "Guns of the Magnificent Seven" used this form of torture. Another American, Brown (a mustached Mark Damon of "The Fall of the House of Usher"), shows up earlier driving a car. Later, he appears at an opportune moment to wipe out the group of horsemen about to ride down on our hapless protagonist while they are buried up to their chins in the ground. Brown amounts to a kind of guardian angel for them. He intervenes later on during a night-time gun battle, careening into the scene and lobbing explosives at the villains Mexicans trying to kill our heroes.
Helen suggests that they use a small cannon to blow the safe open. When the cannon ball strikes the safe, it blasts it through the adobe hut that the safe was setting in front of and doesn't make a dent in the safe. Gringo and Lucas show up immediately after and try to infiltrate the gang. Lobo's second-in-command remembers that he shot Gringo and
our heroes have a close shave escaping from the bandits. Brown keeps showing up and helping Helen as well as our heroic duo get out of one scrape after another with their skin. Eventually, at the ending, Caiano and his scribes shed light on Brown's reason for repeatedly popping up at the worst possible moment to rescue out heroes.
Anthony Steffen and Enrico Maria Salerno make a charismatic heroic duo. They argue incessantly with each other and their arguments are amusing. Incidentally, future "Trinity" director Enzo Barboni served as the director of photography. Talented composer Carlo Rustichelli never leaves us in doubt when a scene is supposed to be amusing or murderous. "A Train for Durango" isn't the greatest Spaghetti western ever made, but it manages to be cynical, comedic, and entertaining.

CINEMATIC REVELATIONS allows me the luxury of writing, editing and archiving my film and television reviews. Some reviews appeared initially in "The Commercial Dispatch" and "The Planet Weekly" and then later in the comment archives at the Internet Movie Database. IMDB.COM, however, imposes a limit on both the number of words and the number of times that an author may revise their comments. I hope that anybody who peruses these expanded reviews will find them useful.
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Monday, July 15, 2013
FILM REVIEW OF ''THE LONE RANGER'' (2013)


“The Lone Ranger” opens in
San Francisco in 1933. A little boy in a
cowboy outfit, hat, vest, mask, and matching cap pistols pays for a ticket to
see a Wild West Show. He stares at a
number of exhibits, such as the buffalo, and then he meets a replica of a Noble
Savage. At this point, in the tradition
of the “Night at the Museum,” the Indian surprises him and speaks. A wizened Tonto (Johnny Depp of “Blow”) wears
a black bird atop his head and looks like he should be at the Happy Hunting
Ground. He recognizes his old partner,
the Lone Ranger, and blows the little guy’s mind so much that the kid whips out
a cap pistol and blasts away. Afterward,
Tonto settles down to chronicle the legend of the Lone Ranger. John Reid (Armie Hammer of “The Social
Network”) has acquired a law degree and is returning home to Colby, Texas, to
serve as the county prosecutor. At the
same time, treacherous railroad executive Lathan Cole (Tom Wilkerson of “The
Green Hornet”) has pulled strings so he can hang one of the most notorious
outlaws, Butch Cavendish (William Fichtner of “Heat”), wherever he wants as a
warning to other desperadoes. Awaiting
the train at the station is John’s older brother Dan (James Badge Dale of
“World War Z”). John and Dan’s father
served with the Texas Rangers. Dan and
his wife Rebecca (Ruth Wilson) watch in horror as the train derails. A huge lever
designed to spin the wheels of the locomotive tumbles end-over-end from the sky
and narrowly misses our heroes. When we
meet the chief villain, Butch Cavendish, this murderer is chained to the floor
of a freight car. Tonto sits nearby and
watches as the outlaw finds a six-gun stashed under a plank. Cavendish behaves like an unsavory villain. He shoots both of sentries without a
qualm. Impetuous John Reid manages to
get the drop on him. Nevertheless,
Cavendish escapes, and our heroes barely get off the train in time to save
themselves. Dan forms a posse and tosses
John his father’s Texas Rangers badge.
Basically, John behaves like every western tinhorn that you’ve ever seen
on the big-screen. Dan’s trustworthy
scout Collins (Leon Rippy of “Stargate”) betrays the Rangers and leads them
into an ambush. Everybody gets shot to
ribbons. The depraved Cavendish turns
out to be a cannibal, but he isn’t shown chowing down. Meantime, John is shot
twice, passes out, and appears dead for all practical purposes. Tonto finds him later and tries to bury him. At one point, a mysterious white stallion materializes
and scrapes its hoof across John Reid’s Ranger badge. Afterward, Cavendish kidnaps Dan’s widow
Rebecca and her son Danny. Eventually,
Cavendish orders Collins to finish them off.

“The Lone Ranger” occurs
against the scenic backdrop of American history during the construction of the
transcontinental railroad. The infamous Cavendish
and Cole are playing for high stakes.
They have struck it rich with silver mine and excavated over $30 million
worth of ore. Rather than remain content
as a minor railway executive, Cole mounts a hostile takeover of the railway company
while orchestrating the annihilation of the Comanche Indian nation. John Reid bumbles along for the first 90
minutes trying to convince himself he can be a man of action. Verbinski pulls out all stops late in this
149 minute melodrama when he stages a chase between two trains. This incredible railway sequence is
reminiscent of the unforgettable stunts that silent movie star Buster Keaton pulled
off in “The General.” Finally, near the
end of the movie, John Reid understands why he must never remove the mask. He also realizes why he can never have a
relationship with Rebecca. As corrupt as society is, the only way to combat
this corruption is to be an outlaw.
Altogether, despite its titanic length, “The Lone Ranger” has no
shortage of death-defying exploits or spectacular desert scenery.
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Sunday, March 10, 2013
FILM REVIEW OF ''VERA CRUZ" (1953)
Gary Cooper plays Confederate Colonel Benjamin Trane who
lost everything when the North defeated the South.
Burt Lancaster is cast as an unscrupulous soldier-of-fortune named Joe
Erin who would kill you for the gold in your teeth. These polar opposites encounter each other in
rugged Mexico when Ben’s horse pulls up lame. Coop
inspects two horses and runs into Joe holding a Winchester rifle. Joe offers to sell the Colonel one of the
horses for $100 in gold. Reluctantly,
Ben shells out the coins. No sooner has
he paid Joe than a troop of French cavalry appear on the horizon. Joe leaps aboard his horse and
skedaddles. Coop lights out after Joe on
horseback. He is surprised when the leader of the cavalry slings lead his
way. The Colonel rears up his horse and
returns fire. He is such an excellent
shot that his bullet knocks the revolver out of the leader’s fist. Joe explains moments later that the leader wanted to plug
him because he is riding his horse. Talk
about a way to start a friendship!
Before director Robert Aldrich revolutionized World War II
movies with “The Dirty Dozen,” he was revolutionizing westerns with “Vera Cruz.” This lean, mean, United Artists oater clocks
in at a trim 93 minutes without squandering a single second along the way with
co-star Cesar Romeo, Denise Darcel, and George Macready as Emperor Maximillian. Burt Lancaster’s gang of mercenaries
constitutes a rogue’s gallery of heavies, including Ernest Borgnine, Jack Elam,
Charles Bronson, Jack Lambert, while Henry Brandon playing an up-tight,
arrogant European officer in green attire.
“Fistful of Dollars” director Sergio Leone idolized this horse opera
along with John Sturges’ classic “The Magnificent Seven.” These two excellent westerns with their south
of the border setting served as prototypes for Spaghetti westerns. Leone even got to work with Aldritch briefly
before he got sacked. Nevertheless,
while this Harold Hecht production provides a milestone in the eventual rise of
the Spaghetti western, it exerted an effect on all other westerns lensed in
Mexico after its release. Reportedly,
Mexican abhorred this sagebrusher, and in one instance, an audience removed
their seats from the floor at hurled them at the movie screen in contempt of
the image that “Vera Cruz” created about Mexico. After “Vera Cruz,” American westerns had to
suffer the interference of Mexican censors on the set. John Sturges had to contend with these
censors when he produced “The Magnificent Seven.” Despite all its notoriety, “Vera Cruz” ranks
as one of the greatest studio westerns released during the 1950s, and Robert
Aldritch’s finest western to boot!
“Vera Cruz” (**** OUT OF ****) opens
with scenic long shots of Mexico. A
preface appears over this shots. “As the
American Civil War ended, another war was just beginning. The Mexican people were struggled to rid
themselves of their foreign emperor—Maximilian.
Into this fight rode a handful of Americans—ex-soldiers, adventurers,
criminals—all bent on gain. They drifted
south in small groups. And some came
alone.” At this point, we see Gary
Cooper ride his horse into the shot. He
discovers his mount is lame and goes in search of a suitable replacement. Eventually, the Colonel and Joe form an
uneasy alliance. Initially, they want to
work for the Emperor under the supervision of Marquis Henri de Labordere (Cesar
Romeo of “Batman”) with the lovely but treacherous Countess Marie Duvarre (Denise
Darcel of “Tarzan and the Slave Girl”) running interference. Joe goes after her but he doesn’t let her
beauty undermine his greed.
Meanwhile, the Colonel grows fond of a Juarista bombshell, Nina (Sara Montiel of “Casablanca, Nest of Spies”), who is as light fingered as she is sweet. Our protagonists and their gunmen follow the Marquis to Mexico City and marvel at the Emperor's palace. Of course, most of the hardware is wrong. The Colonel and Joe wield 1973 Colt revolvers. Anyway, Ben and Joe display their considerable expertise with skills with their Winchester repeating rifles. Gimlet-eyed Joe blasts the spears off the top of the French lancers poles. The Colonel shoots the flames out of the smudge pots used as supplemental lighting. The imperialist Emperor Maximillian (George Macready of "Coroner Creek) and Labordere enlist them to act as an escort for Countess Marie Duvarre (Denise Darcel of "Tarzan and the Slave Girl") for her trip to Vera Cruz. Maximilian promises to pay them the sum of $25-hundred. Naturally, Maximillian and Labordere have no intention of paying them.
Meanwhile, the Colonel grows fond of a Juarista bombshell, Nina (Sara Montiel of “Casablanca, Nest of Spies”), who is as light fingered as she is sweet. Our protagonists and their gunmen follow the Marquis to Mexico City and marvel at the Emperor's palace. Of course, most of the hardware is wrong. The Colonel and Joe wield 1973 Colt revolvers. Anyway, Ben and Joe display their considerable expertise with skills with their Winchester repeating rifles. Gimlet-eyed Joe blasts the spears off the top of the French lancers poles. The Colonel shoots the flames out of the smudge pots used as supplemental lighting. The imperialist Emperor Maximillian (George Macready of "Coroner Creek) and Labordere enlist them to act as an escort for Countess Marie Duvarre (Denise Darcel of "Tarzan and the Slave Girl") for her trip to Vera Cruz. Maximilian promises to pay them the sum of $25-hundred. Naturally, Maximillian and Labordere have no intention of paying them.
During the journey on the first day, Ben and Joe both notice
the deep wheel ruts that the carriage hauling the countess makes at a river
crossing. Later, after they have put up for the evening, Ben and Joe discover a
concealed compartment in the floor of the coach that yields a small fortune in
gold. "Each of one of those six boxes contains a half-million dollars in
gold," Countess Duvarre informs them after she finds them in the stable
with the wagon. She explains that the gold will be used to hire mercenaries. It
is important to notice that the anti-heroic Lancaster hero has changed out of
his black shirt into a white shirt when they embark on escort duty.
Symbolically, this means that Joe is showing a little goodness. Later, when he
betrays Ben, and they shoot it out with predictable results, Joe is dressed in
solid black from head to toe. Anyway, the three of them plot to steal the gold
and share it. Meanwhile, the Juaristas are shadowing their every move.
Eventually, a pretty Juarista, Nina (Sara Montiel of "Run of the
Arrow"), makes friends with Ben. Ben decides that he must switch sides and
convinces Joe to make the change.
Lancaster's own company, Hecht-Lancaster Productions,
produced "Vera Cruz" on a $1.7 million budget. Despite uniformly
negative reviews, "Vera Cruz" coined more than $11 million worldwide.
The amorality of the characters, especially Lancaster's lascivious villain,
along with the surfeit of violence, makes this abrasive western a prototype for
Spaghetti westerns. It is amazing that some of the violence survived the
Production Code Administration censors, particularly when Joe kills a helpless
lancer with his own lance. Cooper and a charismatic Lancaster make a strong
pair of heroes who cannot trust each other. Aldrich directed flawlessly, and
this lively Technicolor horse opera bristles with both intrigue and excitement.
Sunday, January 27, 2013
FILM REVIEW OF "THE LEGEND OF THE LONE RANGER (1981)
Scenic locales, gorgeous cinematography, superb set design, atmospheric art direction, and a first-class supporting cast cannot salvage "Monte Walsh" director William A. Fraker's lame western "The Legend of the Lone Ranger" with a impassive Klinton Spilsbury cast as the Masked Man. Spilsbury is a tall, lean gent with a strong chin and a dashing profile. In other words, he would have made a great Marlboro Man, but he conveys no sense of presence. Not only is this western an origins epic establishing the genesis of the Lone Ranger, but it is also an abduction opus since the hero must rescue President Ulysses S. Grant from the villainous Major Bartholomew 'Butch' Cavendish (Christopher Lloyd of "Back to the Future") who attacks his train. You would think President Grant would have surrounded himself with an army of soldiers as his bodyguards, but they are nowhere to be seen.
When we get our first glimpse of the Lone Ranger, John Reid is an
adolescent who saves a young Tonto from a gang of ruthless ruffians. No
sooner has young Reid saved Tonto from these villains than he scrambles
back to his home to find these same dastards attacking his ranch. They
gun down both his mother and father in cold blood, and later his big
brother packs him off to Detroit. Of course, Detroit would be the
perfect place since the original "Lone Ranger" radio series aired there
on WXYZ in the first place in 1933. Later, after he has grown up and
graduated from law school, he visits his brother, Captain Dan Reid
(John Bennett Perry of "Independence Day"),and they ride off in pursuit
of the gunmen who hanged a crusading newspaper publisher (John Hart of
"The Lone Ranger") in the dusty town of Del Rio, Texas. It seems that
Lucas Striker has printed some unkind words about Cavendish, and he
repays the favor by dispatching his hooligans to slip a noose around
his neck.

This 98-minute horse opera perished at the box office partially because of an ill-fated public relations campaign that stripped the original Lone Ranger--Clayton Moore--of his mask. After he finished making "The Lone Ranger and the Lost City of God," Moore appeared in various commercials with sidekick Jay Silverheels and attended movie conventions where he signed autographs. The was the primary way that the former Masked Man generated revenue for himself and his family in his later years. Something must have gone wrong in the process of making the movie because the producers used John Hart, who took over the role momentarily after a contract dispute. Particularly objectionable is the reliance upon a balladeer (country singer Merle Haggard) to provide musical narration that serves no purpose. We know everything that we need to know and then here comes Merle underlining what we already know.
If you didn't know any better, "The Legend of the Lone Ranger" might make a tolerable rainy day movie. Michael Horse plays Tonto, but the two generate little sense of camaraderie. "Your sins will be paid for in the fires of hell," proclaims Grant when he sentences Cavendish to prison. He could have been the idiots who took away Clayton Moore's mask and came up with this oater. Stacy Keach's younger brother James dubbed Klinton Spilsbury's dialogue, but not even he can cry "Hi, Yo-Silver" with any enthusiasm. I grew up watching Clayton Moore and Jay Silverheels ride across the small screen as well as the big screen in "The Lone Ranger" and "The Lone Ranger and the Lost City of Gold," and both of these outings surpass this technically elegant looking sagebrusher. The DVD release of this inferior western is just as lame because it is presented in the Pan & Scan format until the end credits roll and the images appear in widescreen letterb0xed format.
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Friday, September 7, 2012
FILM REVIEW OF "NAVAJO JOE" (ITALIAN-1966)
This cynical Sergio Corbucci horse opera about the eponymous
Native American hero exacting vengeance on a murderous gang of cutthroat
renegades for murdering his woman and massacring his village qualifies as a
stalwart, traditional Spaghetti western with nonstop riding, shooting, and
killing galore. Killing constitutes a
virtual reflex action in this savage, above-average shoot'em up. “Gunsmoke” actor Burt Reynolds must have been
in the best shape of his life to pull off some of his stunts. He leaps and he lunges as if he were a born
acrobat. For example, trussed upside down by the evil villains, he gets a
little help from a sneaky city slicker and crunches up to untie his ankles. Remember
how Richard Gere did sit-ups dangling by his ankles from the ceiling of his
apartment in "American Gigolo?" Burt performs similar stunts and is
as nimble as a ninja. Masquerading as
Leo Nichols, "Fistful of Dollars" composer Ennio Morricone conjures
up another memorable, atmospheric orchestral soundtrack with traditional Indian
chanting, screaming, and steel string guitar thumping. Quentin Tarantino thought so much of it and
he sampled Morricone’s score in his two sword-wielding “Kill Bill” bloodbaths. “Hercules, Samson,
and Ulysses” lenser Silvano Ippoliti confines all the rampaging violence very
skillfully with his widescreen compositions so everything looks aesthetically cool. Some of Ippoliti’s more imaginative images
occur when he hides the identity of one of the villains during a saloon
conference scene.
"Navajo Joe" is one of a fistful of westerns where the only good Indian
isn't a dead one. Few American westerns would celebrate the Native American as
Corbucci does in "Navajo Joe." Joe is pretty doggoned smart for a
savage. Veteran Spaghetti western villain Aldo Sambrell is as treacherous as
they come. So filled with hate is he that he kills without a qualm. No sooner
has Mervyn 'Vee' Duncan (Aldo Sambrell
of "For A Few Dollars More") shot, killed, and scalped Joe's Indian
wife than Joe hits the trail in pursuit of Duncan and his gang. Gradually, Joe
begins to whittle down the opposition. Meanwhile, Duncan discovers that the
authorities in the town of Pyote where he once sold scalps have posted a bounty
of both himself and his half-brother. Just before Duncan’s blonde-headed brother
Jeffrey (Lucio Rosato of “4 Dollars of Revenge’’) drills the sheriff with his
six-shooter, the lawman informs an incredulous Duncan that he is wanted for
murder. Duncan points out that he has
been bringing the sheriff the scalps of Indians for years. “The scalps you
brought then were those of troublemakers,” the lawman points out. According to the sheriff, things have
changed. “Now, you’re attacking peaceful
tribes, killing even the women and the children.” A prominent doctor convinces
Duncan to rob a train heading for the town of Esperanza. He warns Duncan not to
try and blow up the safe because an explosion will destroy the half-million
dollars in the safe. He knows the combination and they can split the loot. This part of the “Navajo Joe” screenplay by “Fistful
of Dollars” scribe Fernando Di Leo, “Hills Run Red” writer Piero Regnoli, and “Mafia”
scribe Ugo Pirro sounds somewhat like “For a Few Dollars More” when Colonel
Mortimer persuades El Indio to let him open the safe because too much dynamite
might destroy the loot. Before Duncan
leaves town, his gang and he set it ablaze.
Predictably, Joe intervenes and steals the train from Duncan after the villainous dastard has massacred all the passengers, including a woman and her baby, along with the U.S. Army escort. Joe takes the train to Esperanza and offers to liquidate the gang if they will pay him a dollar for each head. Eventually, Duncan captures Joe and tries to learn the whereabouts of the money, but Joe does not talk. Duncan ranks as one of the most heartless outlaws. He shoots a preacher point blank in the belly with his six-gun after the minister thanks him for not wiping out their town! This trim 93-minute oater features a lean, mean Burt Reynolds wielding a Winchester like a demon and decimating the ranks of the bad guys. The Spanish scenery looks as untamed as the ruthless desperadoes that plunder one town after another. “Django” director Sergio Corbucci never allows the action to slow down. Despite its many sterling qualities, “Navajo Joe” never achieved the status of other Corbucci westerns like “The Mercenary,” “The Grand Silence” and “Companeros.” The no-frills MGM DVD presents the action in widescreen with several languages in subtitles.
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